… намазать кошке под хвостом валерьянкой!

Да у нас тут, прямо таки, балет! Не хватает только пачки вместо несуразной рубахи и "батиных кальсон".

Да. Йа, например.

Grab her by the scruff!
Put her in the cat-carrier!

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

I can't help but throw in my drawing from ten years ago. It depicts local characters from a defunct forum:
the Snide Jackal, the Fucking Otter, and the Ugly Mouse.
https://dropmefiles.com/NJowl

There are still some errors in F-y-T, but there are significantly fewer of them Here.

Unfortunately, I didn't have time to read the comic about cats. Alas for me, because both the cat is cool and the idea is nice.

Comrade Lenin, you say? Yes, he is perfect for the role of a connecting link. Again, as a character comprehending the subtleties of the world in which he finds himself, he looks attractive. Well, and the play on words "Ilyich - the Lich", which works equally well in English and Russian :-)

An old barn full of mice! What could be better for a cat!

"Call me" is "Позови меня" in this case. Well, really, they won't use the phone ;-)

By the way, I hasten to note that your translation has become much better. Machine confusion has become much less common.